scantilycladinyourbones:

cafemusain:

kassafrassa:

tooraloora:

vulcanoes:

Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.

So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.

I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.

Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies

we’re gonna be just fine bro

Adele, we’ve got magic staffs and cheeseburgers and fries and coffee and diet coke

Gee I sure hope I’m a mage and I can use my staff or is that not part of the deal

Sam. We have some pretty legit guns (I can’t remember which one I used) and Mountain Dew and burritos.
Party.  

Justin. Fruit Ninja blade. Betty’s fries and ice cream. :\ We’re pretty boned.