mediocrity is my specialty

Jun 04

Super flattered but I need to get more than 5 hours of sleep tonight. :c life is hard.

Jun 03

Cards Against Humanity!! (Taken with instagram)

Cards Against Humanity!! (Taken with instagram)

Jun 02

These kids. Trying to figure out catan. SMH (Taken with instagram)

These kids. Trying to figure out catan. SMH (Taken with instagram)

Jun 01

did-you-kno:

Source

did-you-kno:

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(via zipibree)

May 31

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

(Source: jillypooh, via sharpiemyshoe)

Chinese food and laundry. Just what I need on my last day off of my 9 day break. (Taken with Instagram at University wash & dry)

Chinese food and laundry. Just what I need on my last day off of my 9 day break. (Taken with Instagram at University wash & dry)

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lomonte:

Movie Night

lomonte:

Movie Night

(via scantilycladinyourbones)

May 30

I want a bonzai tree.

I want a bonzai tree.

(via shadowfawn)

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